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 Fresh off its 3 Pulitzer prize win for Peace, Literature and Chemistry, and then making waves at the Golden Globes for its win for "Newsletter, Connected to Refrigerator", Natesville News is famous the world over. Previously a printed periodical with a circulation of 1, Natesville News made its mark for interviewing people who didn't realize they were being interviewed, and hard-hitting journalism about ant wars and Airbnb guests.


Now, Natesville News boldly goes where no one and nothing has gone before: 


Online.


This is probably the story of the decade. Will planet earth be able to handle it? Will you ever be the same?

Breaking News

Albert's Big Decision

Weeds Growing, Someone Should Do Something

Weeds Growing, Someone Should Do Something

Albert Decatur came to stay with Nate and Marco for 2 maybe 3 months until he figures out his next move. 


3 maybe 4 years later, Albert has started to think about his next move. 


When will Albert leave? Who will take his place? Stay tuned as anything can happen.

Weeds Growing, Someone Should Do Something

Weeds Growing, Someone Should Do Something

Weeds Growing, Someone Should Do Something

The weeds are getting out of control on 601 N 23rd Street. 


Someone should really do something about them. 


Someone. 


If only someone did something about them. 

Interview with Jeremy, Airbnb Guest

Recipe: Sticky Sweet-And-Spicy Chicken Thighs

Recipe: Sticky Sweet-And-Spicy Chicken Thighs

Natesville News: If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?


Jeremy: An otter because they are smart. 


NN: Are you smarter or is an otter smarter?


J: I think I'm smarter than an otter. 


NN: What would an otter think if he lived in our airbnb?


J: "This place is just like home. Could use more river. "


NN: What would your name be if you were an otter?


J: Uh... Billy.

Recipe: Sticky Sweet-And-Spicy Chicken Thighs

Recipe: Sticky Sweet-And-Spicy Chicken Thighs

Recipe: Sticky Sweet-And-Spicy Chicken Thighs

Nate made this for Marco and it was soooo yummy.


He omitted OJ and added frozen pearl onions. A-mazing. 


Marco said: "It was good."


Serve with white rice because it's so flavorful. It's gluten free. I bet you can easily sub tofu. 


It took 10 minutes less than it says to cook. 


 https://www.seasonsandsuppers.ca/sticky-sweet-spicy-chicken-thighs/  


Nateland Forecast

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Everyday After That

Tomorrow

Expect clothes to be spattered around the bed.

Tomorrow

Everyday After That

Tomorrow

Sneakery with a side of pants.


Everyday After That

Everyday After That

Everyday After That

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